The ultimate dad joke compilation
Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU
I’m sorry I keep on drawing Haikyuu….. I love drawing my fav setters….
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
Aunt Mary is my new hero
In case anyone needed reminding, the kagepro novels and mangas are in the process of getting officially translated and can be pre-ordered from Barnes and Noble
the manga is being released on April 21, 2015
and the novel is being released on February 24, 2015
Pre-order to show support for the series!
ah, youre into tokyo ghoul? i love that series the way they just [clenches fist] t-the way the y just [falls to my knees] k kaneki ken just wanted to talk about his b ook….. [clenches fists again] he diDNT DESERVE ALL THAT
((The lack of notes is concerning.))
Asexuality is most definitely a sexuality though and whoever says its not is wrong???
Asexuality is technically the lack of sexuality, but it is indeed a real thing if that’s what you mean.
asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction, not a lack of sexuality
asexuals can have an active sex drive, but just be unattracted to sex
that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct